Let’s start the day off right shall we? I’ll start by letting you in on a little secret. I despise the holidays. You may be shocked that someone as “cheerful” as I could dislike the holidays, but it’s true. Believe it. So the closer it gets to December, the antsier I get. I get easily irritated, my tolerance for stupidity drops drastically, and my patience is next to nil.
So I’m driving to work this morning and there is a girl who starts walking across the cross walk (on a ‘don’t walk’ sign might I add). I stop a good 4 feet from the edge of the cross walk (that’s about normal distance I assume) and this chick stops dead in her tracks, right in front of my car, turns to face me and yells at my car “This IS a cross walk you know. Yield to pedestrians!!”
I very calmly pointed my arm out the window gesturing toward the “Don’t Walk” sign, (a sign that actually has the words “Don’t Walk” not just the picture) and, as politely as I could, yelled back at the moron “Your Fat ASS isn’t splattered all over the pavement is it? That’s called yielding! Next time you should attempt the whole reading and comprehending process.” Then I very calmly drove away.
Here's my advice to you Cross Walk Queen: First, conquer the illiteracy. Second, conquer the attitude. Finally, attempt to conquer the stupidity. If you fail, you can always walk out in front of more traffic, though next time, I suggest a busy interstate...at night...wearing all black.
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