Quote(s) of the Week

This week I had so many hilarious quotes I couldn't narrow it down to just one. So I thought to myself...why try? Without further adieu:

Dayna Cristina: "I thought you were taking it slow."
Me: "We ARE taking it slow..."
Dayna Cristina: "Yeah, I can totally tell by the DNA that's still under her fingernails."

"I knew it couldn't possibly last when I heard myself say the following words: So we were fooling around in her treehouse the other day and..."

Jen MacKenzie: "Sorry about your back."
Me: "What you mean the fact that you're part wolverine?"
Jen MacKenzie: "Well...I think it's safe to say I have an 'ear thing'."
Me: "The blood on my shirt agrees yes..."

"Sweetheart, asking me to massage your thighs is like asking a drug addict to sweep up the leftover cocaine you just spilled on the floor."

Alli Rykowski: "I may just make two accounts, but it's so much work, it's like living two lives."
Lissette Wilensky: "And being double the Harry Potter nerd."

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