Monday, October 31, 2011

Quote of the Day

"You can't introduce an old dog to new tricks.  You can however, introduce an old trick to new dogs, and I suggest it. Pimp fights are ALWAYS fun to watch."


Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Quote of the Week

Quote of the Week:

We’re keeping this one Anonymous for good measure…

“Wait! So how did it taste?”
“You wanna know what your lip blood tasted like?”
“Well…yeah. Is that weird? You were the one who kept kissing!”
“You tasted like sweet, warm metal. Like pennies left in the sun and covered in maple syrup.”
“And that’s…good?”
“Very”